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Lulz. I thought it would be fun to pretend to be a gay man pretending to be a girl. ^-^ But I guess since the post was at the beginning of April it kind of gave it away. Or maybe it was the Master's degree in gynecology...I'm not sure if that exists, I was making it up as I went along, haha.

Now if you're wondering why my posts are far and few in between (is that the phrase? Gawd I don't even know my idioms), it's because I'm in the middle of exams right now and cramming my heart out because I am incredibly disorganized with regards to my study schedule and work schedule. Actually, I have 3 exams this week, one of which is tomorrow and I haven't actually extensively studied for it yet. So...yeah. Not much to say, just why I haven't been updating. Which I suppose is why the visiting rate has taken a drop...scarce updates will do that to your site. *nods*

So, to make this blog not completely pointless...actually I can't think of anything, this post was pretty much pointless -__- But if you happen to be a guy...remember this: Good guys finish last, but bad guys get STDs first. (e.g. if a drunk girl happens to wander across your path and starts taking off her clothes out of hammeredness...don't taken advantage of her. Please. For your own health and hers.)

Plugs: Zoe, Niki, Sakura, Angie, lol3814371

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I didn't realize that I hadn't updated for a long time. However, right now, that is honestly the least of my worries, because I have been hiding something from ALL of you.

I'm not who you think I am.

First of all, I'm not a girl. That's right, I said it: I AM NOT A GIRL. My p*nis is very much real, I am actually a man.

My name is Hector, and I am a gay 27-year-old lonely Asian man who just wants some love. I pose as a teenage girl online because it helps me make friends.

I'm sorry for deceiving all of you.

Here are some other facts about myself:
- I live with my mother
- I eat cup noodles about every other day ^-^
- I am trying to get my Master's degree in gynecology
- My husband (yes, it used to be legal) and I recently divorced which is why I haven't updated (he don't give me 'nuff love D:)
- I have a part-time job as a whore.

Please do not take this personally.

Please don't leave me, I need you. :'(

Plugs: Olivia, Anna, Sakura, Melle, Sher, Max, Emma, Sheryl, lol3819614

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Hey everyone, this'll be a short update. Basically I've been preoccupied with university (studying and reading and so forth) and I'm becoming sleepier and sleepier with each lecture. So yeah, I've been trying to prepare myself for stuff this time and not procrastinate.

Also...

<3333

And have I ever mentioned how incredibly sexy Hugh Dancy was in The Jane Austen Book Club? My God, his American accent and everything...Emily Blunt is also totally awesome. I really want to see Sunshine Cleaning.

I love me Hughs~~

Plugs: Jack, Niki, Andrew, Jessyca, kay, Sakura, Emma, Melle, lol3823807

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So I was on Sakura's site and saw her meme. And I realized that I have never ever done a meme before. So here I go, in the spirit of pointless blog-ness :D

1. You've been a webdesigner for ___ years?
~~I'VE BEEN A WEBDESIGNER SINCE I CAME OUT OF THE WOMB, BITCHES~~ Around 4 years.

2. When was the last time you cried?
Today.

3. What are three things you absolutely hate?
Bugs, anything lower than an A grade (god I'm such a nerd -_-), and THE WAY TOSHIBA LAPTOPS OVERHEAT D:

4. What was the weirdest thing that happened to you today?
I cried. While watching a Korean comedy movie about plastic surgery and singing, no less.

5. Do you like your name?
Yes, I like it, though I prefer my alias online. :)

Oh yes, and while I was on Niki's site, she mentioned the term "Weborexic", which I looked up obediently at Urban Dictionary, and apparently it was coined by Rhiannon of Pet Shop Girls Reviews. Does anyone know of/know/know what happened to her/the site? The domain is like plagued with spam and ads and all that, I can't seem to find her :( We used to be reviewing buddies way back when.

You know what, for the first time in a long time, I think I'm starting to gain weight. A few pounds max. I'm not fat or anything - I'm actually pretty skinny - but I do think I'll get heavier by the end of all this. Anxiety about exams is just building up inside me and I'm start to eat. Like, chomp at things without thinking. And I usually don't chomp away at everything I see without thinking.

*your cue to imagine me as Godzilla*

Eek.

Plugs: Niki, Olivia, Gel, Darliee, Chrys, Sakura, Sheryl, Anna, Ms.CandyBlush, Jack, kay, Frederic Floyd, hfthuuudfs, hkjukhxdfszg, juyjhggzweyjj, hcfthqasvfcb, nuyvgycnc, uivgucgxrdht, imbxgjjuyef, uiigufuusee, vyguzsejyd, yvgsrjyyki, umuvtmycu, myugvttjuj, tuiiikgdrgj, yjtsefmeeg, ftytydgjgu, fctyiejyyjj, Roreloata, hjygjhgvyjj, yumvgettrt, ynvdrtjuju, uimbdtyjuu, umiuhgdgju, xdrtjunrgy, thyvgjszcrn, ehrujfgfft, rgdgagtjseg, tfhwaftds, zhtjyfryjt, sefjygsjww, drgkkefvtj, wthjefyuut, jkggsftwwh, xegytdfgjy, yfxdfhiwdgt, uncftrdxesjy, uigkgsehyy, lol3825861, hycfbxrhhs, thbzszcyyj, etjgrhsswgt, uyikgfgthy, rhawfeftsfe, zhdhutrtjy, tawfragthse, sfgtrhswwqh, tcgdrhtqqq, tynxezshhtd, whtdstkrthj, thbxzsecfeq, xzefhyjgsq, sahraggeeq

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[EDIT] I hate scratching my funny bone. [/EDIT]

Helloooo everyone! Thanks for commenting on the Valentine graphics :D I hope you all enjoyed them!

Well, it's Monday, February 16th, and it also happens to be Family Day in Ontario...which was established as a holiday last year because some guy named Dalton McGuinty wanted to win the provincial election. Hahhhh. Okay honestly, pretty much the only people who will celebrate this holiday would be:

1) Families with little kids
2) Families with kids who are in some far-off university and are actually quite family-oriented

Whereas for my family, it just happens to be a day when my dad doesn't have work. *shrugs* It's a nice change. Hehe.

Also, I bought a pizza for a friend who's been giving me a ride to school, and I showed up at the wrong house. The lady was like, "No" to me when she saw me, and I'm like, "I'm not delivering" and she was telling me nobody ordered any pizza. Then I said it was for her daughter. And she was like, "...Daughter?" And then I knew I had gone to the wrong goddamn house.

Only someone like me would ever do something that stupid. It turned out my friend lived across the street. X____X Major embarrassment!

Plugs: Sher, Sakura, Olivia, Emma, Maria, Niki, Gel, Ms.CandyBlush, Jack, Melle, school finance buy Cialis, lol3833772

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